where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
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