Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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