butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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