how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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