I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
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I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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