yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?