You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
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she sounds like chewbacca in bed
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
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I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM