You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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