so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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