Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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