This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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