I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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