I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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