i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
