Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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