I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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