Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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