To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
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yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
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I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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