that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It's official drugs can't kill me
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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