I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
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Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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