Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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