i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
bring money and cleavage
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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