He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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