At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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