brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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