Its about making memories worth repressing
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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