My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
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So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
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Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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