Sponge bath it is.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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