Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
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This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
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Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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