Me too!
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
So much rum. So many feels.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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