in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
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George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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