Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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