porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
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I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
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I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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