Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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