if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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