I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
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took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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