do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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