Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
BRING THE BAGELS
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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