Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
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I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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