I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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