everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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