I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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