Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No subtext here. People are naked.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That accounts for only three of the penises
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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