he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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