weddingsv make me drug and hornr
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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