Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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