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(214): View more from Texas

Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text

(214): View more from Texas

I know you're alive

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(651): View more from Minnesota

if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket

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(+32): View more from Belgium

We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.

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(817): View more from Texas

But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.

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(925): View more from California

You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.

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(708): View more from Illinois

If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.

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