Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
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His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
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fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...