I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
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Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
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Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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