new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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