Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
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please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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