She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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