I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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