she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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