end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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