I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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