sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
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Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
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The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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