Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
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