I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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